New News Report shows that Illegal Things are Still Illegal

With all of the bathroom shenanigans happening in North Carolina, with them forgetting that people are people regardless of gender and everybody poops, we turned to basic reasoning in analyzing their argument for the bathroom ban. Specifically, the argument the North Carolinian government makes is that men who go into the women’s restroom will put women and children in danger.

Let’s break this down slowly. Harassment, abuse, and assault are all still illegal. We checked. Our moms double-checked our work, and they agreed with our findings. Furthermore, in states that do not have this ban in place we do not see increased instances of assault. From this basic reasoning, we can only conclude that North Carolina is starting rumors so that they can take people’s rights away.

And…well…we heard a rumor about North Carolina. We heard they try to take rights away from traditionally marginalized people because North Carolina likes weird sex stuff. That’s just what we heard…

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